Adrian Mole's Girlfriend

The light oak box looked inviting, perfectly proportioned. Key in the lock waiting to be opened, begging to be opened. The key felt warm to the touch strong and forceful. The click of the lock was assuring and welcoming. The lid almost opened itself, perfectly weighted and balanced. The bright silk lining whispering as fingers run over it. Tempting you to explore further, tempting you into dark corners then a snap like a dogs bark as the lid whacks shut. the key cold now, secrets and pleasures forever locked away.

Nice to see the sun shining for the second day in a row, really does improve the mood now all we need is a 20deg rise in temp and it will be perfect!

Police get Blame!

So the police are to blame for the riots: Well that would have saved a lot of time and money on Christmas shopping this year.  Instead of spending half the time driving about looking at the speedo in the car to avoid a fine I should have driven like a maniac!  Then when they finally pulled me over , give them my shopping list and thank them for saving me the cost of a nights B&B. Clarkson gets all that bad press for not thinking before speaking but the journalist who wrote that headline should have had time to think before writing.

Smoking Ban in Cars

So doctors reckon they should now ban smoking in cars
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-15744352?postId=110889124#comment_110889124
I think they should spend their time doing something more productive.  Its not new news that smoking is bad for you or the effects of second hand smoke either.  So Mr Doctor go and find a cure for something that we get through no fault of our own.  When you have sorted that out pop down to your local A&E and offer to help out for a while.  In the A&E dept you will be happy because there will be a lot of people suffering from injuries caused by things you could ban. Alcohol, cars, power tools, everyday household objects, other people. BUt next time you suggest banning something and spend a lot of time looking into it please remember that you are a Doctor, Doctors fix people, Politicians decide to make laws about things, and you may have noticed that they struggle with the workload they have at the moment.  And one last thing the government has no money to fund the extra police to catch me smoking in my car because all the tax money from my cigarettes is helping to fund a couple of wars, a couple of poor countries and the NHS.

 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-15744352?postId=110889162#comment_110889162

Occupy protests

What the politicians don't seem to realise is that everyone is angry at them because of their failure to deal with the bankers! We are all suffering in the recession because of the mistakes the banks and bankers made and have not been penalised for. The only people who seem unaffected by this is the higher up bankers still getting bonuses. Jobs are going people are suffering because of the greed of the banks and improper fiscal management of a few and they still walk free earning more money that we can dream of.

The next phase of my Blog

Instead of giving some people a piece of my mind I am going to try and give everyone all of it!

What appears here over the next little while might not suit everyone, but I am having a bit of a clear out upstairs so if you like it tell everyone and if you don't like it don't tell anyone!

Tonsilitis

For the 1st time in my life I have Tonsillitis. Three days in bed with a fever aching all over and feeling rotten. I didn't think adults could get it but we can and its not nice. I was supposed to be on a Stag Doo last night and a works night out tonight so I suppose I'm now feeling like I should have been feeling and tomorrow I should be feeling better than I should have been feeling and a little bit better off!