Goggle tells me I have the Black Death
My wife tells me I have a slight cough
TV news tells me I have Bird Flu
The kids tell me it’s the cold they had last week
A passer by tells me I have broken my ankle in six places
The kind A&E doctor tells me it’s a slight sprain
Men’s Health magazine tells me I have a fast growing skin Cancer
A shower tells me it was a bit of gravy from dinner
TV ad dentist tells me I have severe gum disease and all my teeth are falling out
Toothbrush tells me it was an apple skin
Gaviscon fireman tells me its heartburn
Post Mortem tells them all I should have exercised more, eaten less and not stressed so much about all the other things I thought I was going to die from.
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